I tolerate bunnies

marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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birdie-sings:

teenagerposts:

me looking through all of my food transactions on my bank statement

GrubHub is going to make me homeless

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dreamingofbabylon:

followthebluebell:

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

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sau·da·de

momo-de-avis:

ecryre:

/souˈdädə/

noun

desire to be near someone or something distant; a feeling of longing, melancholy, or nostalgia

me thinking about that alheira i ate in linda-a-velha 6 years ago from mirandela

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